MadCatt Vapors: Fuzzy Melon (and free juice!)

MaddCatt Vapors is a Maryland-based vendor of e-juice and hardware, with a storefront operation in Cumberland.  See below for details of the free juice offer.

A delicious blend of peach and melons – Maddcatt Vapors

Our order was a 75% PG/25% VG mix with 24mg/ml of nicotine.

Fuzzy Melon, as is apparent right up front, is far more melon than fuzzy.  The watermelon and cantaloupe-like flavor is very much in the forefront, with the peach notes riding way, way in the back. It is also a very sweet juice, as most melon juices tend to be. However, the flavor of this juice is extremely pronounced.  It’s not a bad flavor at all, and very much like a melon candy, but it can be overpowering. If you try this one, be prepared for a whole lot of melon.

The melon flavor is so strong, in fact, that once you put this juice into something, you’re going to need an exorcist to get it out.  We tried draining the tank, rinsing it, coaxing the flavor out with flowers and chocolate…  nothing would get that melon flavor out of the next several juices we put in there.  It did eventually fade, but for at least a week everything tasted like melons. Several members of the staff are still in therapy about it, but we’re hoping that, with time, they may be able to look at a fruit salad again without screaming.

We should probably mention that MaddCatt Vapors is damned inexpensive. Our 30ml bottle cost us $17, for a price per ml of around $.57, making this one of the better values by volume we’ve encountered in the juices we’ve reviewed.  Even if this juice isn’t your thing, it may be worth giving their other flavors a chance. At that price, it’s hard to go too far wrong.


At the time of this writing, there is also an offer for a free 6ml sample with no purchase required. Details are available at their home page.

Overall, we have a hard time recommending this one, but if you like strong flavors, and if you wish every juice you had tasted just a little more like cantaloupe, then maybe you should give this one a shot. Just don’t blame us when it’s sitting there in your tank shouting profanities and spitting pea soup at you.

MadCatt Vapors: Fuzzy Melon (and free juice!)